by Jonathan Reisman

In honor of the late Alex Trebek and the endangered Republic

Truth, Justice and the American way- What is systemic racism?

Don’t tug on Superman’s Cape- What is White fragility?

White Supremacy and Extremism- What is rampant in the U.S. military amongst white males, according to our new Secretary of Defense.

All White people- What is racist?

Publicly disagreeing with progressive policy prescriptions or any BIPOC- What is racism?

Anti-Semitism- What is Black common sense?

Pravda on the Penobscot- What is the Bangor Daily News?

Pravda on the Presumpscot- What is the Portland Press Herald?

Observant Catholic- What is President Biden according to fawning media?

(Choke)- What sounds do pro-life advocates make in response?

Objective- What is the media, according to the media?

The Truth- What is whatever the media says it is, and what will set you free?

Democratic Electoral protests and riots at Republican inaugurations- What is patriotism?

Republican Electoral protests and riots at Democratic inaugurations- What is insurrection and sedition?

Believe the Science- What do Democrats and the Left say about climate change and public health policy?

(Crickets)- What do Democrats and the left say about the science of XY chromosomes, sonograms and inconvenient public health policy studies?

Believe All Women- What we should do when a Republican is accused.

(Crickets)- What we should do when a Democrat is accused

League of Women Voters- What is a “Non-Partisan” special interest group promoting Democrats and Progressives?

Maine Conservation Voters PAC- What is a “non-partisan” special interest group promoting Democrats and Progressives?

Maine Heritage Center- What is a “non-partisan” special interest group promoting freedom, capitalism and Republicans?

Maine Education Association- What is a “non-partisan” special interest group promoting socialism, Democrats and Progressives

Democratic allegations about Trump-Russia collusion- What is absolute truth, regardless of lack of evidence?

Republican allegations of election irregularities and fraud- What is disinformation that shall not be spoken, regardless of evidence.

Black Lives Matter and Antifa arson and riots- What are mostly peaceful protests?

1/6 Capital Riot by Trump supporters (and others) - What is an insurrection and attempted coup?

A plan to transfer income, wealth and power from white Americans to BIPOC, not including Asians- What is social justice?

1st and 2nd- What amendments are President Biden and the Democrats planning to eviscerate?